meet the smallest preying mantis ever! he had 'little man' syndrome and was hyper aggressive! we set him free but I warned him that if he came at me as an adult I would crush him...
Are ya just showing off a new high-resolution camera or something? First, a plump strawberry without blemish, closeup enough to almost feel the bulbous micropockets of fructose solution anticipating blinding one's eyes with spontaneous bursts of defensive juiciness and studio-fit for an advertisement (too fit, if you ask me) and now a poorly photoshopped nano-preying mantis on someone's hand! (great shot of the hand, though. You got good starting material at least) The truth! I think after your "spiderleg" picture (might as well have been a UFO flown by Elvis for all that could be seen), ya'll went and got a camera. Confess!
I know, isn't that the best picture? apparently Mitch has the resolution set WAY high...
re: the spiderleg UFO, apparently that's what you get when you use your cell phone camera to document small but important battle trophies: it refuses to focus on small objects, no matter what you do.
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Are ya just showing off a new high-resolution camera or something? First, a plump strawberry without blemish, closeup enough to almost feel the bulbous micropockets of fructose solution anticipating blinding one's eyes with spontaneous bursts of defensive juiciness and studio-fit for an advertisement (too fit, if you ask me) and now a poorly photoshopped nano-preying mantis on someone's hand! (great shot of the hand, though. You got good starting material at least) The truth! I think after your "spiderleg" picture (might as well have been a UFO flown by Elvis for all that could be seen), ya'll went and got a camera. Confess!
I know, isn't that the best picture? apparently Mitch has the resolution set WAY high...
re: the spiderleg UFO, apparently that's what you get when you use your cell phone camera to document small but important battle trophies: it refuses to focus on small objects, no matter what you do.
and now I know, and knowing is half the battle!
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