Apparently our house has a magic closet. I put all of my warm weather clothes in there last fall and they all shrunk!!
...maybe if I start sleeping in there I'll shrink too!! I guess this means its time to dust off the treadmill.
5.15.2008
The Magic Closet!!
Posted by Mitch at 12:32 PM
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Mitch, that's silly. Clothes never shrink. The world simply grows larger whenever warm water is in contact with wool for too long... just as it does whenever warm beer (or cold beer) contacts a wooly belly. This phenomenon gives the illusion of gravity. We think matter is drawn together, but every bit of it is actually perpetually ballooning towards all the other bits. So, just as when a bell rings an angel gets its wings (a reliable maxim), so too when a physical object undergoes projectile motion, somewhere, some poor soul just put a new, red woolen sweater in the wash with whites, undoubtedly due to the influence of alcohol. That why entropy is a law, too. Everything's getting big. Big things are warmer.
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