O, Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi
How I do love thee -
Your insignificant source of nutrients
Doth not dissuade me
from my devotion to you.
You are more refreshing than
fresh spring water;
more flavorful by far.
Your phenylketonurics and Potassium Benzoate (though indimidating)
Do bring me joy.
Your promises that you contain no juice,
nor sugar,
and little-to-no-sodium
Bring comfort to my soul.
We shall ne'er again be parted,
O Diet Pepsi mine,
for your bubbly caffeination
is my very center, my reason,
my core.
[translation: I didn't have any Diet Pepsi for, like, 48 hours. aaand it sucked. sorry about the not poetry; the combination of Wild Cherry flavoring and carbonation goes straight to my brain after that long...]
2 comments:
Thats what happens when we send Andrew to the store for drinks...No diet Pepsi for you. You can beat him up later...
Wow Katie, I had no idea you had these amazing poetic skills. ...
You regularly surprise me, in a good way.
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